We offer a unique service for clients of Middle Eastern, Far Eastern, those from the Indian Sub Continent and dodgy guys from the less well off parts of the United Kingdom who have dark skins, unpronounceable names, unchristian religions and unconventional hairstyles.

Free flights in a Gulfstream executive jet to an exclusive Caribbean holiday resort!

Scared of flying?

Don't worry, the trained flight attendants will make sure you sleep for the entire journey.

Nothing to wear?

The airline will provide a very fetching orange jump suit with matching arm and ankle accessories.

Worried about your rights as a passenger?

Don't worry like every other important convention (Warsaw, Geneva, Kyoto Treaty) they don't apply!

Don't like the Caribbean?

Well why not fly with our feeder airline Aer Blair? Visit one of their exclusive London resorts- Belmarsh, Paddington Green, Dock Green and Camberwick Green.

Aer Fed, the only way to fly...... into the Caribbean holiday resort.

LOOK! Even our aircraft have turbans!

Aer Blair. The luxurious Boeing 707 at the newly opened St. Andrews International Airport.